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HAYATO GOKUDERA | child @ 1479



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Gokudera. Leave a message, but don't waste my fucking time.

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[threewishes]

Gokudera-sama!!

The other day had me considering our relationship with Moe Moe. I understand we're meant to be business partners, or something like that, but a little rivalry couldn't hurt, right? I'm not saying to completely crush them (though I think this is perfectly within the realm of possibility, of course), but why not amp up our competitive edge? I was thinking, why not have Fetish Fuel Fridays™? I could take a poll, and we could see which fetishes are most favored by Holly Heights' populace. And then, every Friday, we dress accordingly! I already have a kinky school girl outfit, and my upperclassman has a kinky... military outfit, I think it was? Ack, I was with him at the time, and yet my memory fails me... Oh, well. It was something equally delectable, I'm sure.

Anyway, please message me your thoughts promptly. Thank you very much!

[ please feel free to delete this without responding. ]

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[ flips open phone— ]

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[ —!! ??? ?????!!!!!?????? ]

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[ —Eh?! Hah?! HAH?! What the fuck is this shit?? Who on earth tries to run a business on these grounds? And what does she take him for, some kind of pervert? What kind of study cafe has f— f-.... f-fetish fridays?! Did she run this by Ryuugazaki? There's no way that guy'd stand for it, even he'd flip out. Ah, unless she's coming to him directly because he's got the most power (ha, he does give that impression, doesn't he?)— or is it... eh?! Does she really think he's depraved?? Or else, that she'd more easily win him over?!

"Delectable" is, by the way, a fucking terrible word. ]

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i'm deleting you from the contacts list

you're fired

[ he doesn't have that sole authority ]

[fairyobsessed]

Hello, Gokudera-san! It's Kyoko Mogami.

With the holidays coming up, I thought I'd offer to prepare a meal for your house. You know, a main dish, two entrees and a dessert. It's something I'm offering to people from work and the music group.

Let me know when you can! There's definitely no immediate rush. We could even go over details at work, if you'd prefer.

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hey. that's a lot for you to offer-- you don't have to do all of that...

12/25 Mailbox

[birdstheword]

[Addressed to Gokudera is a wrapped up gift. Inside is a UFO ashtray along with some freshly baked cookies. Dont forget the card!:]

Merry Christmas Goku-san!
Hope to catch you around more! BTW I can transform again! I remember you being interested in it!
You're really hard to find a gift for. I looked at the surveys and that didnt help at all.
I'll do better next year! But I hope you enjoy the gift!

♥ Hajime

voice call, merry xmas Hajime

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[ The ashtray is actually really cool (and functional), but he actually drops it on the floor when he reads the card. He'd been in and out of focus for a few days due to his injuries, and somehow Sugane and Hajime's post was one of the things he missed. Forgetting himself, and forgetting the fact that it's a holiday and that most people have other things going on, he finds himself calling her before he really knows it. ]

Ichinose?

mailbox; 12/25

[threewishes]

[ christmas morning, gokudera shall find an excessively sparkly card in his mailbox. it reads a simple merry christmas! and is signed kanbaru suruga. it also includes a fifteen dollar giftcard to a world to read. ]

12/24

[hisa]

[This is a box of gingerbread cookies and peanut butter cookies, and they are marked by a card with a greeting written in beautiful handwriting.]

Gokudera-san,

Merry Christmas! Thank you for allowing me to work with Club Penguin.

- Hisami Hishiishii

12/25

[splasher]

[for christmas, hayato will get one book and several others, particularly full of piano music sheets.]

Happy holidays, Hayato! I hope you can find usefulness in these books. I'm happy for your friendship, and I hope we can continue it in the new year. Let's play some music together some time!

-Makoto Tachibana

mailbox | backdated to dec 25th!

[theorymaniac]

<sub>[ Inside of his mailbox, Gokudera would find a small box that was carefully wrapped with a card on the top of it. Inside, he would find a very detailed planner along with a gift card to one of the nicer restaurants around here. There's also a handwritten note inside of the card from Rei himself.

Merry Christmas, Gokudera-san! I'm glad we have been able to work together this past few months, and I look forward to what the next year will bring us! I hope you have a wonderful holiday with your friends and family as well.

-Rei Ryugazaki ]</sub>

audio

[bakaball]

[if gokudera mentioned anything about getting back home after the new years, yamamoto totally believed it. so when he finds himself still here as well as a place to live in, he's more than confused. not to mention he now has a cell phone too. whoooa!

he manages to find gokudera's contact and gives a call because what is texting.

ring ring!]

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[ Gokudera's already at work at Club Penguin when the call comes through, though being one of the bosses has its perks: namely, no one to get on his case if he checks his messages while on the clock. This time, it's good that the cafe's still slow, because his stomach lurches when he sees the name on the caller ID, and in a strange display of emotional transparency, he immediately turns around to lean his back against the countertop and get his bearings.

No fucking way. If this is the Landlord's idea of a bad fucking joke... ]

If this is a shitty joke, I'm going to fucking kill you— [ he starts when he picks up, speaking without thinking. ] —Yamamoto?

text | 2/8

[climber]

what kind of things have you told Onoda Sakamichi

[Hi, his son tattled. Mom is here to handle the rest.]

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what kind of question is that? pretty vague.

text, 1:30(ish)am, misfire

[ottery]

HEY nitorisenpai
i can see thru my eyelids at night
can u

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[ He's still awake, because he's an idiot, and the book he was reading got interesting. It takes some considerable effort to tear himself away from accounts of ancient aliens to glance at the text— then a moment to reset his brain to whatever frequency this train of thought is supposed to travel on. For a second, it's almost believable. But then... ]

who and what the fuck is this?

text; after w/e rose is given

[threewishes]

Goku-chan,

I've been thinking a lot about our relationship lately! And thought that it deserved recognition for the bounty of feel-good friendship that it is. How about I wash your back for you? Or better yet! You could cook for me. I've never tried Goku-chan's cooking, but I'm sure it's incredible! My mouth is watering just thinking about his delicious dango. Dango isn't TOO difficult to make, right? Hahahaha!

Let me know when is a good time for you to hang out! I'll be there in under twenty seconds.

P.S. Don't worry, I'm not asking you to be my waifu. I already have one back home!

P.P.S. Don't try to block me, I have the power of a hundred cellphones at my beck and call :)

Lingering yet platonic hugs,
Suruga-chan

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[ what the FUCK is this?! ]

are you drunk?

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[ —hold it ]

you want ME to cook for you? after this weirdass proclamation? what the hell kind of game are you playing?

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[ —HOLD IT TWICE ]

and don't touch me
not even in text

text;

[bakaball]

hey hayato!

[ seriously he has no purpose of sending this text message other than that he just wants to call gokudera by his first name. ]

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[ WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?? ]

do you have a death wish??

text;

[symphonise]

you're going to put on a performance.

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what?

[ Is this some belated prank? ]