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HAYATO GOKUDERA | child @ 1479



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Gokudera. Leave a message, but don't waste my fucking time.

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text; after w/e rose is given

[threewishes]

Goku-chan,

I've been thinking a lot about our relationship lately! And thought that it deserved recognition for the bounty of feel-good friendship that it is. How about I wash your back for you? Or better yet! You could cook for me. I've never tried Goku-chan's cooking, but I'm sure it's incredible! My mouth is watering just thinking about his delicious dango. Dango isn't TOO difficult to make, right? Hahahaha!

Let me know when is a good time for you to hang out! I'll be there in under twenty seconds.

P.S. Don't worry, I'm not asking you to be my waifu. I already have one back home!

P.P.S. Don't try to block me, I have the power of a hundred cellphones at my beck and call :)

Lingering yet platonic hugs,
Suruga-chan

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[ what the FUCK is this?! ]

are you drunk?

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[ —hold it ]

you want ME to cook for you? after this weirdass proclamation? what the hell kind of game are you playing?

[threewishes]

O-Of course I'm not drunk!! What an expectantly rude accusation. Anyway, I'm underage; I could never do something so naughty.

Well, I mean, I COULD cook for you, but... That's taking the waifu angle, isn't it? Plus, my cooking isn't the best. [ an understatement. ] Neither of us would be doing anyone any favors with that. But if you really wish it, then... For the sake of our relationship...


We shall endure.

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what the hell do you mean by "expectantly"?!

you're sending all kinds of mixed messages!!

[threewishes]

Oh, nothing, nothing! I'm not calling you predictable or anything. That's just your character [ being rude, that is ], Goku-chan. I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.

Am I? I sincerely apologize for that. And apologize again! My intentions are fairly straightforward, after all.

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[ —HOLD IT TWICE ]

and don't touch me
not even in text

[threewishes]

So cold!!! Ice cold!!!!!