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HAYATO GOKUDERA | child @ 1479



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Gokudera. Leave a message, but don't waste my fucking time.

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[deepend]

hello.

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who the hell is this??

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[deepend]

Nanase Haruka.

Are you going to accept responsibility?

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[ First Gokudera should probably start paying attention to his school assignments... ]

look i don't accept vague texts from weird girls, fuck off

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[deepend]

[ it's ok wifey will pick up the slack for you ]

i'm not a girl.

you have to help me care for this baby.

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WHAT KIND OF DUMBASS DO YOU TAKE ME FOR????

[deepend]

i never called you that.

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well you're implying it!!!

1. who the hell are you really
2. what do you really want

[deepend]

nanase haruka. 1495. you're my partner.

i want you to accept responsibility.

[deepend]

i never implied it.

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[ WILLFULLY IGNORING THAT LAST PART ]

partner for what???

[deepend]

our school project. we have offspring.

(LAUGHING ALOUD also sorry Gokudera's so dumb)

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OFFSPRING?? WHAT THE FUCK?????

(are you kidding me it's already beautiful)

[deepend]

we've spawned. i have the child with me. did you want me to come over?

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[ SP...AWNED... WHO IS THIS GUY??? ]

FUCK NO ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY YOU STAY WHERE YOU ARE
what the fuck
are you some kind of creepy ass demon or??????

[deepend]

i told you who i am.

i told you what i want.

i told you what i need.

why are you refusing responsibility?

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[ THIS GUY I SWEAR, okay, breaking out the Serious Text: ]

You must be fucking retarded, so I'll spell this out for you simply:

It is fucking biologically impossible for me to have "spawned a child" with you, so I suggest you take your goddamn freakshow to a paternity test and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

[deepend]

i told you that it's an assignment. do you want to fail?

so so so sorry for delay -- want to go into log after this?

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alright asshole, i asked nicely but if you're not gonna fuck off, then we're gonna have to take this to the next level

[ what the fuck, Gokudera, just get to the point ]

meet me at the park by my house

i don't know what kind of shit you're trying to pull, but it had better be worth my time

or else i'm kicking your fucking ass

and your goddamn baby's ass too

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[firelotus]

Good afternoon, Gokudera Hayato-kun.

I was surprised to see you on the list of residents. Welcome to Holly Heights. Did you manage to find Tsunayoshi-kun?

- Fon

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yeah, i did
hey, can i ask you -- did you get your storm flames back from the landlord by any chance?
or rather -- can you use them? i don't know exactly how it works

YES. I'LL PUT THIS UP TOMORROW FOR US...PREPARE for harukudera

[deepend]

ok. i will meet you.

could you pick up some apple-flavored baby food for our child on the way there?

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[firelotus]

I'm afraid I can't. I had an opportunity to ask for my Flames, but I chose to ask if I could have Lichi instead. From what I have gathered, you are either given the choice at occasions, or you are given something without asking, depending on the circumstance.

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shit... you can only get things one at a time? what a fucking pain
what do you mean by it being a matter of choice/no choice? do you have examples? can't you just ask any time and get it back?

[firelotus]

So it seems. I'm not too troubled, and I was of the impression that you are able to create your own bombs. Was I wrong?
I haven't been here long enough to be entirely sure, but apparently random things can be acquired for our birthdays, or request coupons after the Landlord arranges one of his town-wide games.