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HAYATO GOKUDERA | child @ 1479



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Gokudera. Leave a message, but don't waste my fucking time.

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well you're implying it!!!

1. who the hell are you really
2. what do you really want

[deepend]

nanase haruka. 1495. you're my partner.

i want you to accept responsibility.

[deepend]

i never implied it.

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[ WILLFULLY IGNORING THAT LAST PART ]

partner for what???

[deepend]

our school project. we have offspring.

(LAUGHING ALOUD also sorry Gokudera's so dumb)

[59]

OFFSPRING?? WHAT THE FUCK?????

(are you kidding me it's already beautiful)

[deepend]

we've spawned. i have the child with me. did you want me to come over?

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[ SP...AWNED... WHO IS THIS GUY??? ]

FUCK NO ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY YOU STAY WHERE YOU ARE
what the fuck
are you some kind of creepy ass demon or??????

[deepend]

i told you who i am.

i told you what i want.

i told you what i need.

why are you refusing responsibility?

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[ THIS GUY I SWEAR, okay, breaking out the Serious Text: ]

You must be fucking retarded, so I'll spell this out for you simply:

It is fucking biologically impossible for me to have "spawned a child" with you, so I suggest you take your goddamn freakshow to a paternity test and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

[deepend]

i told you that it's an assignment. do you want to fail?

so so so sorry for delay -- want to go into log after this?

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alright asshole, i asked nicely but if you're not gonna fuck off, then we're gonna have to take this to the next level

[ what the fuck, Gokudera, just get to the point ]

meet me at the park by my house

i don't know what kind of shit you're trying to pull, but it had better be worth my time

or else i'm kicking your fucking ass

and your goddamn baby's ass too

YES. I'LL PUT THIS UP TOMORROW FOR US...PREPARE for harukudera

[deepend]

ok. i will meet you.

could you pick up some apple-flavored baby food for our child on the way there?