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HAYATO GOKUDERA | child @ 1479



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Gokudera. Leave a message, but don't waste my fucking time.

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Gokudera-sama!!

The other day had me considering our relationship with Moe Moe. I understand we're meant to be business partners, or something like that, but a little rivalry couldn't hurt, right? I'm not saying to completely crush them (though I think this is perfectly within the realm of possibility, of course), but why not amp up our competitive edge? I was thinking, why not have Fetish Fuel Fridays™? I could take a poll, and we could see which fetishes are most favored by Holly Heights' populace. And then, every Friday, we dress accordingly! I already have a kinky school girl outfit, and my upperclassman has a kinky... military outfit, I think it was? Ack, I was with him at the time, and yet my memory fails me... Oh, well. It was something equally delectable, I'm sure.

Anyway, please message me your thoughts promptly. Thank you very much!

[ please feel free to delete this without responding. ]

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[ flips open phone— ]

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[ —!! ??? ?????!!!!!?????? ]

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[ —Eh?! Hah?! HAH?! What the fuck is this shit?? Who on earth tries to run a business on these grounds? And what does she take him for, some kind of pervert? What kind of study cafe has f— f-.... f-fetish fridays?! Did she run this by Ryuugazaki? There's no way that guy'd stand for it, even he'd flip out. Ah, unless she's coming to him directly because he's got the most power (ha, he does give that impression, doesn't he?)— or is it... eh?! Does she really think he's depraved?? Or else, that she'd more easily win him over?!

"Delectable" is, by the way, a fucking terrible word. ]

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i'm deleting you from the contacts list

you're fired

[ he doesn't have that sole authority ]

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[threewishes]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[ yes, all caps, dozens of O's. her middle name is "dramatic". ]

Wait, you can delete me?! Argh, I didn't know that—!

[threewishes]

But it's futile! Gokudera-sama!! If you delete me, I'll just Ryuko-kun's phone!

Therefore, firing me is useless as well!

please feel free to handwave this dumb backtag

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who's this? i don't know this number

i refuse

[threewishes]

Deletion?!?! Oh, woe!!

Shall I send Gokudera-sama a sexy picture of myself to remind him? I'm just kidding!!! That was a joke. We've established that as strictly forbidden behavior. It's basically a thought crime now. Here, wait.

[ sends a SAFE FOR WORK selfie of herself in work attire. ]

See? Just a faithful employee by the name of Kanbaru Suruga.

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[ In utter bewilderment, he fumbles his phone and accidentally thumbs the photo reply, thereby sending an unflattering selfie at an upward angle, his face frozen, having petrified from all of the different shocks. ]

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[ A solid ten minutes later: ]

Fuck you.

[ Properly written and all. ]

[threewishes]

[ holy crap... a gold mine. immediately saving that picture to her phone and setting it as his default.

but when the going gets though...: ]

Right, right! Anyway, I have a bit of urgent business to attend to! A book to read. It's been calling my name from the shadows of beneath my bed for some time now. Thank you so much for the enlightening discourse, Gokudera-sama, and I'll see you at work!!

[ ANNND SHUTS HER PHONE OFF. ... for a while, anyway. ]