59: in the truly gruesome do we trust (centosessanta.)
hayato gokudera ⛈ 獄寺隼人 ([personal profile] 59) wrote2019-05-15 04:56 pm
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HAYATO GOKUDERA | child @ 1479



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Gokudera. Leave a message, but don't waste my fucking time.

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59: misplace the bottle, might catch a bad one (centoquattordici.)

[personal profile] 59 2015-11-21 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm deleting you from the contacts list

you're fired

[ he doesn't have that sole authority ]
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1/2

[personal profile] threewishes 2015-12-01 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[ yes, all caps, dozens of O's. her middle name is "dramatic". ]

Wait, you can delete me?! Argh, I didn't know that—!
Edited 2015-12-01 03:32 (UTC)
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[personal profile] threewishes 2015-12-01 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
But it's futile! Gokudera-sama!! If you delete me, I'll just Ryuko-kun's phone!

Therefore, firing me is useless as well!
59: serpentine in and out of traffic jams and murder scenes (cento.)

please feel free to handwave this dumb backtag

[personal profile] 59 2015-12-20 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
who's this? i don't know this number
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i refuse

[personal profile] threewishes 2015-12-20 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Deletion?!?! Oh, woe!!

Shall I send Gokudera-sama a sexy picture of myself to remind him? I'm just kidding!!! That was a joke. We've established that as strictly forbidden behavior. It's basically a thought crime now. Here, wait.

[ sends a SAFE FOR WORK selfie of herself in work attire. ]

See? Just a faithful employee by the name of Kanbaru Suruga.
59: nowadays, even the babies got guns! (centododici.)

[personal profile] 59 2015-12-28 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ In utter bewilderment, he fumbles his phone and accidentally thumbs the photo reply, thereby sending an unflattering selfie at an upward angle, his face frozen, having petrified from all of the different shocks. ]
59: first he's got to live with the things that he did (centodiciannove.)

[personal profile] 59 2015-12-28 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ A solid ten minutes later: ]

Fuck you.

[ Properly written and all. ]
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[personal profile] threewishes 2015-12-28 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ holy crap... a gold mine. immediately saving that picture to her phone and setting it as his default.

but when the going gets though...: ]

Right, right! Anyway, I have a bit of urgent business to attend to! A book to read. It's been calling my name from the shadows of beneath my bed for some time now. Thank you so much for the enlightening discourse, Gokudera-sama, and I'll see you at work!!

[ ANNND SHUTS HER PHONE OFF. ... for a while, anyway. ]
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