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HAYATO GOKUDERA | child @ 1479



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Gokudera. Leave a message, but don't waste my fucking time.

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text; 8/20 (misfire)

[leadingspirit]

So I'll have you know I'm supposed to pants a member of the Red Team sometime today.

I hope you're wearing a good belt.

INCREDIBLE, 1/2

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[ —wh ]

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[ No, no matter how many times he looks again, that's not a familiar number... and red team? Did someone start a rumor that he was on the red team? As if anyone's gonna pants him, anyway!! ]

why don't you try saying that to my face, fucking asshole??

[leadingspirit]

[That's. An odd response. He frowns a little, but rises to the challenge.]

Is that a threat, small fry?

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a threat? try a promise!!

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a promise that i'll kick your ass!

[leadingspirit]

Did you forget how to capitalize things or something?

[This is going well.]

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why should i waste time with something like that?
who the hell texts strangers to nitpick their typing??

[leadingspirit]

Oh, strangers, that's very funny. I'm wounded, Hayato.

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[ Alright, now this is getting perplexing. ]

stop fucking around. who is this?

[leadingspirit]

[He frowns at the message for a long time, and then goes back to re-check the name.]

Oh fuck there are two Hayatos in this place.

[leadingspirit]

I'M SO SORRY I'M FRIENDS WITH THE OTHER ONE

Please don't actually kick my ass even if at this point I'd deserve it.

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[ There are? Since when? Gokudera tabs back through the contact list quickly— well, shit. Go figure. ]

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well i'm the original one! pay more attention you idiot!!

who are you? what team are you on? we'll see if i kick your stupid ass anyway

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also don't call me hayato

[leadingspirit]

Actually I sincerely doubt you were born in the 70s unless you were in which case you could very well be the original one but that's entirely beside the point.

Kazuya Taki, I'm on the Black Team. Is there something else I should call you?

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what 70s? 1970s? 2070s? be more specific

[ Taki, huh... shit, looks like they're actually allies... ]

gokudera. i'm on black too... guess i don't have to kick your ass yet

[leadingspirit]

[2070s??? CHILD???]

1970s. Definitely 1970s. [And by born in I meant from, this is why I should not tag when half-asleep.]

Oh, are you? Sorry for the mixup, Gokudera. I wasn't expecting there to be two of the same first name in the directory, Hayato Ichimonji is a friend of mine.

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[ OI, you never know!! ]

oh. no i was born in the 1990s. [ And from the early 2000s, vaguely speaking. ] but i was here before the guy you know!

is he on black too?

[leadingspirit]

[THIS IS A HORRIFYING CONCEPT TO TAKI WHO IS OLD AS DIRT.]

...Right, time is all confusing here. Where I'm from you wouldn't even be born yet if you were born in the 90s. And all right, yeah, you probably were, since he just got here like two weeks ago.

Nah, he's on Red. Hence the pantsing comment.

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oh yeah? where/when are you from exactly?

right... who else do you know on any of the teams? the only other person i know on black is kyouno, she lives in the same house as me.

[leadingspirit]

It was '86 last I read the paper at home.

I've got a friend on Black, her name's Milly. And my daughter knows a couple of people, but I've not formally met them.